Who Stole My Headline!

"M-my hard drive and browsing history..." "I know. I'll delete them for you." "No!" Ivan, lying in his hospital bed, declared resolutely. "Put it all out there for free! Let the seeds of happiness and hope spread across the world! I'm not going to die in obscurity. I want to make every trending topic tomorrow all about me!" And just like that, Ivan transmigrated. The good news: this world has elves, beast-eared girls, and mechanical maids! The bad news: it also has musclebound dudes and indescribable horrors! Still, it seems his good deeds in his past life have paid off, because this time he comes with a trending-topic System: the more attention he gets, the greater the rewards. And so Ivan understood: the only way to get rich is to keep stirring up trouble! But after he went through all that hardship to make a huge news story, he looked around after all his hard work and saw... Who stole my headline?! This is a story about someone constantly pulling stunts to grab the headlines. (A veteran Thorn Cat author, with several completed novels over two million characters long. You can trust my track record~)