Next, welcome to a special report on this legendary figure, brought to you by Alfredo! Miss Ark Royal, what do you think of all the destroyers serving in your secretary squadron at your port? Ark Royal’s expression turned a little strange. “How many times have I told you? I’m not a destroyer fan!”
“Um... I don’t think that’s what we were asking about...”
“Let’s put that question aside for now. What do you think of the mature ladies like Ägir and Cheshire who have appeared at your port?”
“What do I think... Wait, doesn’t that answer the previous question? There are other shipgirls at my port...”
“Oh, really?” Alfredo grabbed Akashi, who was passing by, and started interviewing her. Seeing the look Ark Royal was giving her, Akashi patted her utterly unremarkable chest with confidence. “I can vouch for her, nya! Sure, the Commander likes to kiss us, hug us, and lift us up high, but she’s a good person. She’s definitely not that sort of fan!”
“You!”
“Wait, Alfredo, you’re kind of small too, and really cute!”
“Y-You can’t!”
Akashi picked up the interview notes Alfredo had written and stepped in front of the camera. “And that concludes our interview.”
When will you start writing your new book?
Creator of refined writing, is your book ready? I've been waiting for so long. Is it a story about ship girls? Or is it original? Will it still be a sweet embrace? Or will it have a tragic ending? I still hope you can emerge from the mire of life and return to this elegant realm.