This Is the Perfect Pillar Man, the Perfect Ultimate Life Form

Kazi accidentally transmigrated into the body of Kars, the ultimate life-form who had given up thinking. A new consciousness had appeared inside the mighty body of a being who had lived for tens of thousands of years. Why did this story sound so familiar? Oh, I get it: the Herrscher of Sentience! He immediately started chanting scripture. "My past self suffered defeat, was deceived, and lost everything." "But now, hehehe... I will control it all!" "This is the complete Pillar Man, the complete ultimate life-form, the complete... me!" But even after becoming the ultimate life-form, it seemed he could only keep drifting through space... Was he destined to give up thinking, too? No way! Chat Group: Here I come! Seeing the items in the chat group shop, Kars found his goal. To return to the surface as soon as possible, he used his 400-point intelligence to develop cheat mods and make a living selling them. A Divine Key: Judgment of Shamash equipped with the "Kevin Slurps Noodles" stigma set, a super-customized jeep for Leo, a Kaido-style club that lets you learn Flowing Sakura with one swing, a Patrick Star that explodes as soon as you throw it...