Today's sign-in reward: half a jin of cooked beef.
Atop a bandit stronghold, the chief, Tiger Might Tai Sui, expertly carves up the half jin of cooked beef in his hands with a knife and fork.
Then, someone runs over from nearby and drops to their knees.
"Reporting to Your Majesty! A monk with a furry face and a thunder-god's mouth has come down the mountain, along with a pig-headed fellow and a big-bearded man. They say their master got lost on our mountain and want to know if we've seen him!"
The mountain king of Mighty Tiger Mountain, Tiger Might Tai Sui, shudders all over! Then he tosses down his knife and fork and roars!
Men! Pack up! We're moving!
Pick on anyone but the Monkey King. If you see a monk, remember to give him a wide berth!
He heard that his sworn brother, Tiger Strength Immortal, had just been defeated by them in Chechi Kingdom a few days ago!
If not now, when?!