Xiao Lan transmigrated.
Xiao Lan became the female lead's older sister, though they shared neither father nor mother.
Xiao Lan became the female lead's master.
"I have never had such a wonderful beginning from the start. Cheer for me, applaud me!"
Xiao Lan was getting excited.
Xiao Lan was the female lead's villain.
"Get lost!"
A villain is a villain. A person still has to live, right?
Xiao Lan's goal was to become an immortal, an existence beyond the Three Realms and outside the Five Elements.
But...
"Master-Sister, I like you. Will you become an immortal with me?"
Xiao Lan looked at the tentacle in front of her, six stories tall and covered in mouths, then at the thing hiding in the shadows, constantly reassembling and coalescing...
This world, and this protagonist, both have some serious problems!!!!
(Also known as "My Little Sister Could Never Be This Abstract!" "108 Ways to Become an Immortal" and "Becoming an Immortal: From Getting Hooked to Getting Buried")