"How do I lose weight?"
"Swim and follow a weight-loss diet!"
"Thanks, I've got eight-pack abs now. Image.jpg!"
"How do I write a light novel?"
"Sprinkle some bread crumbs on your keyboard and raise a chicken. It'll definitely write better than you!"
"Thanks, I'm number one on the light novel sales chart now. Who could possibly resist a novel written by Brother Kun?"
"How do I learn swordsmanship?"
"Draw your sword a hundred thousand times, then strike a hundred thousand times!"
"Thanks, I've already learned to shoot sword energy!"
"How do I get stronger?"
"Run ten kilometers, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred sit-ups, and a hundred squats!"
"Thanks, I've already... accidentally given Earth a center-parted haircut. What do I do? Help, it's urgent!"
He transmigrated into Yoshiteru Zaimokuza and awakened an Advice-Listening System. From then on, he embarked on an invincible path of everyday life.
