The Dragon Who Wants to Become an Elf Lady

[Yuri, 1v1]

Garein: Augshiel, you know what? You played hard to get with me, and kept me guessing until the very end about whether you had feelings for me. You're also so stubborn and hard to approach. A woman like that will regret it for the rest of her life.

[Your wife walked away without looking back.]

Garein: Wait, wait up, honey! Don't leave me behind! Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!

[A dragon chased after an elf.]