Su Xia has a girlfriend with whom he pledged to spend his life.
But when he woke up inside a stone coffin, he had forgotten her name.
So he went around Rhodes Island asking about her, and unexpectedly found a diary in his safe, filled with information about his girlfriend.
The first page said his girlfriend was a red-haired Sarkaz girl, so he went to ask Surtr.
Surtr said yes.
Su Xia was delighted, only to find that the second page said a red-haired Liberi was also his girlfriend, so he went to ask Fiammetta.
Fiammetta said yes too.
Su Xia was overjoyed, then discovered that the third page said a white-haired, red-eyed Sarkaz was also his girlfriend. He went around asking them one by one, and every single one said yes.
Before he knew it, he had more and more girlfriends.
Then one day, a woman named Priestess showed up, grabbed him by the collar, and said, "Doctor, you said you only loved me!"
"No way! Absolutely no way! My diary clearly says they're all my girlfriends!"
"Bullshit! You think that's your diary? They all wrote that themselves!"