After their deaths, the heroes of the Three Kingdoms period were sent to Teyvat, where they began a war in which the winner was determined by Mora.
Cao Cao: What place is this?
Xun Yu: Chairman, this place is called Wolvendom.
Cao Cao: Hahahaha!
Xun Yu: Why are you laughing, Chairman?
Cao Cao: I laugh at the Hilichurls for their lack of cunning, and the Abyss Mages for their lack of wit! If I were commanding the troops, I'd ambush them here, wait until they were tired, then suddenly attack. What do you think would happen? Hahaha!
Liu Bei: I've spent all day selling straw sandals. Can't I take a break and enjoy myself? Play the music, keep dancing!
Guan Yu: My big brother's dancing is second to none!
Zhuge Liang: Tonight, all expenses are on Mr. Zhong! Let's party! Jiangjiang, ah, 7ki7ki bangbang!
Zhongli: Boss, put the bill on the Northland Bank's account.
Sun Quan: There's only one Kairagi on the other side, while we've got five people here. What have we got to fear?
Sun Ce: You're right, Brother Quan!
Zhou Yu: But why do I feel like we've just jinxed it?
Kairagi: Let me try out my blade! Hahaha, fall!
Sun Quan: Damn it! That Kairagi's name is Zhang Wenyuan, isn't it?
Note: This is a comedy, and the characters may be out of character.
