Why did the Fairy Chang'e weep alone in the dead of night? Why is the Giant Spirit God in a wheelchair? How did the Supreme Lord Lao's alchemy chamber catch fire? And why did the peach tree vanish without a trace?
Why is Erlang Shen hunting down those who rebelled against Heaven? Why did Nezha turn against Li Jing? And why did Sun Wukong wreak havoc in Heaven?
"Why are you all looking at me? I didn't do it. I just happened to be passing by."
Facing the suspicions of the assembled immortals, Qing Xuan munched on a peach and claimed he was just a bluebird messenger who knew nothing. Yes, it had nothing to do with him!
"Why did you chop down Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit tree?"
"It was for research into grafting peaches and ginseng fruit!"
"Then why did you capture the Jade Rabbit from the Moon Palace?"
"It was to study the differences between rabbits in Heaven and rabbits in the mortal realm, other than how they taste!"
Standing before you now is Heaven's most notorious serially delinquent little writer, the Demon Realm's most infamous chef, one of the Four Who Wreaked Havoc in Heaven, the bluebird who brings blessings to the mortal realm, and Qing Xuan, known as Heaven's greatest troublemaker!
"I swear, I'm really not the one who spread the rumor that eating Tang Monk's flesh grants immortality, and I didn't incite Sun Wukong to rebel against Heaven either!"
"Qing Xuan! Are you going to update Dream of the Red Chamber or not?!"
