The food service industry in Kivotos is extremely risky. Never mind the frequent gunfights, big and small: the four starving members of the Gourmet Research Society are the real nightmare for anyone in the business.
"So, Miss Funato Karen, as someone with plenty of experience dealing with the Gourmet Research Society, do you have any advice?"
"First, you'll need a displacement of over a thousand tons to ensure your own safety. Then you'll need a triple-mounted sixteen-inch gun to threaten other people's safety."
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"I'm here to test, not supervise, and definitely not plan, so I won't interfere with your game. But Momoi Saibashi, if you don't rein in that imagination of yours, I'll shove the main gun up your nostrils!"
"Not big enough."
"??? Do we have different ideas of what 'big' means?"
"Come to think of it, I used to be a small fry too. But even a dying camel is bigger than a horse, so you'd need at least a missile to sink me."
Meanwhile, a cruise missile was already on its way.
It all begins when Sensei accidentally builds an old-model mass-produced destroyer shipgirl in the ruins of Millennium.
(Original protagonist, mainly focused on Blue Archive. This is a practice work, so please go easy on me.)
