Name: Yamabuki Teitoku.
Age: 18.
Golden finger: The System activates after retirement.
Think those things above are bad enough? Let me tell you, that's not even the worst of it.
Yamabuki Teitoku: "Yamamoto, I think the Thirteen Court Guard Squads should introduce a retirement policy. After a Soul Reaper has served in the Thirteen Court Guard Squads for a while, they should be able to apply for retirement."
Yamamoto: "Of course. That's a good idea."
Yamabuki Teitoku: "Then when can I retire?!"
Yamamoto: "A thousand years from now."
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