Real Elves Vs. Fake Elves

New book out now!

Fake elves: Wear skimpy outfits, can only use bows, strike affected poses, and only know how to yell "Guh-kill!" after being captured by orcs.

Real elves: Powerful arms, peerless martial skills, strict discipline, and unparalleled magic. The lowly greenskins deserve nothing but total extermination. Let the whole world behold the glory of Asuryan!

A certain otaku clutching a crumpled tissue: "How did my (beep) game turn into this?! What happened to the best (beep) (beep) game?! That guy named Aenarion better stop sticking his nose in my business! Making the elf girls wear tin cans is illegal!"