After graduating from college, Ye Qi sold his Genshin Impact account, which he had spent years building, because of the pressure of entering the workforce.
To his surprise, one day the characters from Genshin Impact started showing up at his door.
Raiden Ei: "Traveler, even if you were going to sell your account, you should have sold it to someone who knows how to play! Do you know what she made me use? A Favonius Lance!"
Yae Miko: "Oh my, it's all your fault, little one. Now she cries and throws a fit all day because you never log in. How pitiful."
Zhongli: "I yearn to buy flowers and share a ride... Wait, why has someone else taken over this account?!"
Keqing: "You haven't spent your Resin, and you haven't done any events. If you keep this up, you won't get any Primogems."
Hu Tao: "Yahoo! Is the Traveler dead or something? This is a huge deal!"
Shenhe: "Traveler, I'm happy even if you don't come to see me, but why hasn't this game died yet?"
Paimon: "Traveler, have you eaten? If not, then have a taste of my fist!"
