It's Only Natural to Fall for a Valkyrie

(A completed Honkai fanfic, over 2.5 million characters)

I transmigrated into the Honkai world. At home, there's my elderly father, and a short kid who has never once been willing to call me Dad.

I finally awakened a System at eighteen, but there seems to be something wrong with it.

[The Honkai disaster will break out in Changkong City. Take the Third Herrscher away before it begins.]

What the hell? That happened months ago. Am I supposed to take Mei to apologize with a bow now?

[Kallen Kaslana has escaped Schicksal. Guard the cherry tree and wait for Kallen before she reaches Yae Village.]

What the hell? That happened over five hundred years ago. Am I supposed to visit Kallen's grave and tell her how to use Yae Sakura now?

[The Honkai disaster has spread to Canghai City. Join Elysia in rescuing Hua, who can't move because her stockings have torn.]

What the hell? That happened over fifty thousand years ago. Fu Hua's stockings have been pickling long enough to be full of flavor by now.

[How about giving you the Valkyries from the past and the future?]

Thank you, System. Please, I absolutely want them.