After arriving in the world of Genshin Impact, Fang Yuan discovered that he was falling apart. He was about to split into several pieces.
Lumine: I came to find my brother, not to play doctor.
Hu Tao: You probably won't live much longer like this. How about picking out a spot?
Zhongli: I was just drinking tea when someone suddenly made a contract with me, saying they wanted to slap Barbatos. I didn't even have time to react.
Kiana: Help! Somebody help! I'll die if you don't treat me right away!
Bronya: We have plenty of experience treating mental illness. I'll arrange for experts from both Schicksal and Anti-Entropy to consult immediately.
Fang Yuan: I'll say it again: people with mental illnesses never pick up girls, so I'm really not mentally ill. Could you please stop peering into my inner world?
(This novel belongs to the somewhat old-school blood-banner harem school. The only banners that shine brightest are those dyed red with blood!)