Giving History's Wheels a Kick Each

As the author of this book, I guarantee you this: I have no idea what will show up in it, either. Current status: The author may have killed off the protagonist while having a breakdown, then decided not to bring them back and written himself into a corner. Oh, I've decided to add a few more protagonists! I'm tired of watching two petty protagonists love and kill each other. Oh, so I've decided to have three protagonists. That way, I can kill off whoever I want... Oh, I want to write a historical novel, but I'm a rookie electrician, obviously not someone who's good at history. Oh, so I've decided to set it in an alternate history! My magical world isn't very magical. Oh, but it fits the theories in Guiguzi (highly recommend Fang Stafu on Bilibili). I'm a rookie and can't handle characters well. Oh, but I've read Hard-Core Tough Guys (Little John Khan is pretty good, too). This book may not fit the trend of fluffy, cute stories. Oh, but I'm chosen by the Four Gods!!! The characters might be flat, like idiots. Oh, but I'm a Paradox gamer!!