As a devoted League of Legends player, the top ADC at Qingshan Mental Rehabilitation Center, and the one and only carry for high-intensity lane matchups, Miss Jin knows exactly what she wants. First things first: it's time to bully someone.
"This is my hard-earned money."
"Yaya's 130th first-date QA kill."
"What's with you, Ahri...?"
"What a noisy little thing. You're a joke, aren't you? What kind of crazy are you acting today, this early in the morning? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
"No, no, no, Aatrox. Your line should be, 'Join me in plunging into annihilation!!'" Miss Jin raises her right index finger, pouts, and corrects him with complete seriousness.
"You're the last person I want to hear that from, you lunatic!" Aatrox's irritated voice rises. "Those damn women are blocking the door again. Jinx, think of something, quick! Hurry!"
"But they're here for me. What does that have to do with you, Aatrox?"
"Hngh! I'm going to..."
Today, once again, Zaun is full of hope.
P.S. League of Legends, LOL
