I Became a Gardevoir, and They All Want to Conquest Me

“Hello, Professor Oak. I may look like a Gardevoir, but I’m actually a human trapped inside this body. My assets worth tens of millions have all been frozen. All I need to break the seal is a Pokedex and six Pokeballs. Give them to me, and once it’s done, I’ll reward you with five million...”

“Do I look like an idiot to you?”

“Actually, it’s like this, Professor Oak. I really am...”

“Even if you can talk, can’t you just be a good little Pokemon?”

“...Sure.”

“Then predict what the future holds for my grandson.”

“Your grandson... Forget it. I’d rather predict something stupid.”

“...”