Genshin Impact: After Bringing 99 Newbies Along, I Met the Real Ying

After awakening from her seal, Lumine had spent nearly a month wandering when she met a strange man in the wilderness. He called himself a "guide for newbie players," the "world's ender," and a "sunny, cheerful boy." He bluntly announced that he would join her traveling party and help her clear Teyvat. Lumine found him rather baffling, but after she later fished a certain emergency food out of the water, she came to terms with it: I'm not the one who's wrong. This world is.

From Bai Ze's perspective: At first, I just hoped this newbie Traveler would hurry up and finish her journey, reach the end of the version, and enter the content drought, so she could send me back to my original world. But after traveling with her for a while, I realized: How can this newbie be so clueless? During the Stormterror fight, she can just stand on a cracked platform until she gets burned to death. Against Childe, she can refuse to go to the edge to remove her mark and wait to get killed by his damage. Against Azhdaha, she can charge in without a shield. What happened to the characters I pulled for you? Where's Zhongli? Help her out, would you? Forget it, step aside. I'll show you how it's done. Watch closely. Zhongli, put up a shield. Give her a thumbs-up. Apply buffs. Xingqiu, apply Hydro. Then I'll bring out a Pyro-element Dongfeng-11...