Raiden Makoto set down the documents in her hands and looked at her younger sister with a kindly smile. "Ei, just stay home and be a good shut-in, understood?"
The Raiden Shogun placed a hand over her chest and spoke with grave seriousness. "Inner Self, come here. Just like before."
Yae Miko knelt beneath the Sacred Sakura, her eyes full of regret. "Ei, there are nothing but wicked women out there!"
Skadi knelt before Ei, her gaze leaving no room for argument. "Ei, apologize!"
The undying Black Serpent said, "Little Tower, give me your body. I'll win her over today!"
Whenever she faced a problem like this, Ei would plant her hands on her hips and reply with absolute confidence: "Just have the author add another setting where the protagonist can accept everyone's feelings at once. Wouldn't that solve everything?"
