How Did I, Li Yunlong, Become the Third Hokage?

"The Will of Fire means drawing your sword! No matter how powerful your opponent, even if you know you can't win, you must draw your sword without hesitation! Even if you fall, become a mountain! A ridge! Burn yourself to light the way for others!"

"Remember what the First Hokage Uchiha Madara said: how can we let those Cloud ninja bastards come and go as they please on our land?! When two paths meet, the brave prevail! Charge, damn it!"

"You can't do that, Hiruzen! Starting a war so recklessly will, "

"Shut up! I'm the Hokage! Danzo!"

Remember to respect others. Don't form factions based on likes and dislikes.

Be firm about the issue, but kind to people. Have a grateful heart.

In my life, Shimura Danzo has always acted according to two principles! Caution! And! Prudence!

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[, Ahem, Old Li, let me say something fair about the Cloud ninja situation...]

A different Third Hokage, a different Danzo, a different Naruto, a different story. Stay tuned.

Note: This really isn't a comedy routine novel.