"Have you heard? There's a strange guy wandering around near Guili Plains! He looks really odd, all black with a pale face!"
"Don't make things up! What strange guy? He saved me once. With skills that powerful, he must be an immortal!"
"Exactly! I met that immortal too! The one I saw was bright red all over, with a deep blue face."
"Sigh, your eyes must be playing tricks on you! The immortal was clearly brownish yellow all over, with a glowing green face."
"You're both wrong! When I met the immortal, he was deep blue all over, with a bright red face!"
"Hah, the immortal I saw was clad in purple crystal glass, with a tall crown on his head. His every move was dashing and noble. Now that's how an immortal should look. What are you people even talking about?"
"You're wrong! I'm right!" "You're the one who's wrong! I'm right!"...
Fuhuan sat nearby, sharing almond tofu with Xiao, completely bewildered. Wasn't I a lawyer? Didn't I just help someone in a fight? Didn't I just happen to save someone? How did I end up being called an immortal? Stop making things up! Careful, or I'll sue you for libel!
