(I shut out the world and devote myself to typing.)
"My name is Li Ang, not that Li Sanguang. Okay, so we both fight zombies. But there's a fundamental difference between us, because what I'm up against is even more dangerous. I may not have Fengling Yueding, but at least I have a System."
"Steel-Plate Sis, what are you saying to the camera?"
"This is my roommate. Back at school, she was a cross-dressing pro. Now she's an UMP9. She's as happy as a five-year-old every day. Sometimes, I really envy a carefree idiot like her."
"What are you two doing?"
"The one cooking is our dorm's beloved mom, Yu Ya. She's become an HK416, so she's a mom in every sense of the word. And the one sleeping like a pig is Zhang Ming, the culprit behind our current situation. He's a G11 now. Silly Nine, come say hello to everyone."
"Yahallo! We're the apocalypse idol group, Team 404! I'm UMP9, an idol trainee with two and a half years of practice! And the one with a steel plate stuffed in her chest..."
"Careful, or I'll break your nose," Li Ang said viciously.
