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"The year's almost over. Have you made any money? Found a girlfriend? Bought a house? If these things are still weighing on you, come join our team!"
Because of that pitch, some Mr. Yang was drawn in by Yakumo Yukari, a woman of indeterminate age, to join a peculiar company that needed his delusions to do business across worlds.
And after years of life as a corporate drone, the young man could finally hold his head high in front of his parents and all his aunts and uncles.
"What's your education?"
"A combined master's and doctorate. I've studied world-famous historical figures, Oripathy, and other difficult conditions."
"Then you must have found a great job."
"I put a stop to the Incineration of Humanity, thwarted the freezing of the world, drove off the newborn, chased away Elder Dragons, filled out animal encyclopedias, and settled martial arts disputes. I travel all over the world for work. There's plenty to do."
"Sounds like you've made it. Have you bought a house?"
"I couldn't decide between Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Terra, and other locations, so I bought one in every region."
"Let your ride take us for a spin and show us what it's got!"
"I just went to the diving club. Don't drink and drive, so I'll call someone... Huh? Only the ghost girl is free? Stop! You don't need to come. I'll figure something out!"
"By the way, have you settled down? If you've got a girlfriend, why not bring her home to meet us?"
"Because they're all in postpartum confinement right now..."
"...They're?"
