I can't pull Nahida in the game, so would it really be too much to invite her over to my place in real life?
Since she's here, would it really be too much to spoil some of the future plot for her?
And maybe ask a few friends to lend a hand while we're at it?
Then, before long, Lumine and a whole crew of top-tier fighters show up at the door. Akademiya, open up!
After binding himself to a portal between two worlds, Su Che unknowingly changes the course of everyone's lives across Teyvat.
The Anemo Archon: I livestream to earn drinking money. I perform, but I don't sell myself. What do singing, dancing, rap, and basketball have to do with each other?
Hu Tao: The Geo Archon? My Zhongli? Old-timer, you wouldn't want your secret getting out, would you?
Klee: Nuclear bombs? Missiles? Can they blow up fish and the Akademiya too?
Back in the real world,
Su Che even kicks off dream crossovers, with a gathering of the sun and the moon, and Hu Tao shaking...
Hualing: This makes no sense. We're all acting, so how did you find someone who looks like the real deal?
Mihoyo: I'm just a game developer. What would I know?
As his bonds with the various characters deepen, Su Che even discovers that the portal can be set to open in the past!
Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, Raiden Makoto, the Five Yakshas...
