"The indescribable Old Gods awoke at their call. The cosmic insectoid hordes prostrated themselves before them, while the demons of the Warp trembled at the mere mention of their names."
"They are a pack of irrational mad dogs, the most terrifying scourge in the multiverse!"
"They call themselves... players."
Ever since Ian summoned players to work for him, he had inexplicably acquired a growing list of titles.
Lord of Calamities, World Devourer, Dimension Demon God, Goddess Nemesis...
Wait, what the hell is that last one!?
"The unspeakable Dimension Demon God has descended upon this world."
"The despicable Goddess Nemesis forced a goddess to sign a contract."
"Ian created a faith System."
"His Excellency, the Lord of Calamities, has conquered yet another world."
"Today, our supreme Lord will bestow his blessing upon us goddesses."
