I Offended the Matchmaker and Got Thrown into World of Warcraft

If you're looking for a partner, go to Auntie Wang. She's got every resource you could want.

But the matchmaker I found isn't even surnamed Wang.

I shouldn't have been such an idiot. Why did I ask for a Western beauty, and insist she be based on someone from World of Warcraft?

What was it I asked for? The four Blood Elf beauties, Vanessa? Jaina, plus a few Blood Elf and Draenei girls?

Wait, did I ask for an Old God, too?

I really should've kept my mouth shut. Otherwise, I wouldn't have ended up like this.