"I helped those poor homeless people. Is that against the law?"
"No."
"Was faking my death and running away against the law?"
"It wasn't illegal, but it was immoral."
"I didn't swindle them out of money or seduce them. I even left them a huge sum before I ran off. How was that immoral?"
"But you played with their feelings."
"How is that playing with their feelings? Isn't it perfectly normal for couples to break up? I only faked my death because I was afraid they'd say no."
"Mm, that sounds reasonable. Why don't you explain it to them yourself?"
"Huh? Wait, I'm playing a game, right? I am playing a game, aren't I? How did a bunch of game characters track me down? System, get back here!"
First World: Cyberpunk: Edgerunners