As everyone knows, noble card-game players don’t date. With the help of my bonds, my deck is all I need to defeat my enemies.
Dan Bopulin, whose Stand ability is playing cards, always thought he’d die alone.
Meeting Joseph on a plane? Totally normal.
A vampire who’s been around for a century has awakened? Kind of a panic.
Stand users are running rampant! Oh no, I smashed them with Hamon alone and forgot I was supposed to play cards.
But...
Why did I end up with an arranged marriage after defeating Dio?
And why do I have a childhood friend I haven’t seen in over a decade? How did I not know about her?
A bunny-girl student? The quintuplet troublemakers all seem to be acting weird around me.
Dan Bopulin, who always thought dating meant getting married, fell into deep thought.
“How about a card game? Whoever beats me gets to marry me?”
