I had barely transmigrated when Lumine mistook me for a Treasure Hoarder and the awful Lumine captured me.
And so it came to pass: there is no one more useless than the worst of the worst, only someone even worse.
For example, making Amber fly high, then fall hard.
For example, charging Kaeya for all the food and drinks bought with public funds.
For example, dressing as a woman and recording Barbatos, the Anemo Archon, drunk and flirting with someone.
For example, stuffing explosives behind Stormterror and putting on a show as the Rocket Dragon.
Or turning into the Raiden Shogun and delivering milk to Scaramouche in front of the Fatui?
Or getting all cozy with other women just to make Lumine mad?
Turning into a male fox and stepping on a certain pink fox?
Holding out a cup and telling a certain ornamental fish to fill it to the brim with caviar?
Absurd, hilarious, and shameless.
In short, kids with a screw loose have the most fun. This is a story about letting loose in Teyvat.
