Legend has it that some readers of horse-girl stories, after reaching a certain stage, undergo an unfortunate evolution and become horse-girl story authors...
I can tell you with complete confidence:
That's right, it's true!
There are limits to what humans can write.
I learned something from my brief life as a reader: the more you chase after authors' stories, the more you realize that there are limits to what humans can write... unless you stop being a reader.
(Takes out keyboard.) So I'm done being a reader of horse-girl stories, everyone!
Surpassing the impossible: the horse-girl path begins its grand serialization!
Put crystal slippers on Cinderella,
Give wings to a bird with broken wings,
Place a crown on the head of a runner who has never won,
Pain, illness, sorrow: wipe it all away!
Run with all your might and enjoy it. Don't worry about a thing. Win or lose, let's all reach an ending we'll never regret!
The long, endless night ends here!
