"Name?"
"Qin Yu."
"Place of birth?"
"Liyue."
"Do you know what crime you've committed?"
"I don't."
"You've stolen the hearts of countless girls."
"I haven't."
"You've also promised many women you'd spend your lives together."
"That's true, but I meant as friends."
"Then why are so many people accusing you?"
"I have no idea."
Qin Yu was baffled too. She'd only wanted to be best friends with them and cuddle up together, but somehow, they just kept getting stranger and stranger.
"Officer, I'm innocent."
"No, you're not."
The lights on the other side came on, revealing her true identity.
Keqing smiled without warmth. "I've seen it all. Tell me, how many more women have you made confess to you?"
"Ah... damn."
This book is also known as:
"Conquering Inazuma Girls with Ease Because I'm from Liyue!"
"Conquering Mondstadt Girls with Ease Because I'm from Liyue!"
"Conquering Liyue Girls with Ease Because I'm Not Human!"