A Weird Creature Hunter, but Favored by an Evil God!

My name is Ludwig. I'm 20 years old and I live at 17 Privet Drive. I'm unmarried. I work at the detective agency I founded, and every day I work overtime until 4 a.m. before going to bed. I smoke, drink, and play the straight man, but I don't perm my hair. I get up at noon and sleep a full eight hours every day. Before bed, I always study the Art of the Unseen for 20 minutes. The moment I get into bed, I fall asleep, never carrying pain or madness into the next day. The evil gods I've made pacts with all say I'm full of energy.