They say there's a magical shop where you toss things in and it combines them into all sorts of bizarre products to sell.
A peach and a wooden sword combine into a peachwood sword. Yep, that checks out.
But why do a butt and a wooden sword also combine into a peachwood sword?
"You're talking crap. It's a peach, and this peachwood sword comes with a powerful smell."
Bloodsucking, troll regeneration, a crow, and demon transformation combine into a vampire.
But why does this vampire have demon hooves, crow wings, and a troll's face?!
"As everyone knows, any creature that can suck blood, heal quickly, and fly is a vampire."
A Nord pirate sword and a prisoner produce a drinking bowl.
"You know, what Nord pirates love shouting most is, 'I'll use your skull as a bowl!'"
Anyway, this is a story about a swindling merchant who travels between worlds, making all kinds of weird products to trick people and cheat them out of their money.
The first world is Genshin Impact~
