Power Man, Power Sword, Power Soul

Synopsis:

1. Unhinged version of Power! Power that loves you! LOVE! YOUR! TOUCH! POWER!!! I am the storm that is approooooooooaching!!!

2. Normal version: Jiang Ming, a girl who was once a sealed magic sword, meets Vergil, a wanderer in search of power. They accompany each other, hand in hand across distant lands. A warm pact binds them together, healing a heart that is dim and shattered. The broken soul who buried the light and cast everything aside finally finds a harbor where she can rest.

3. Special edition for the totally unhinged: Vergil, wearing a fluffy pink bunny jacket, springs up from a stool at a roadside diner. He grabs Jiang Ming, the white-haired loli weapon girl, and rushes in, slashing Dante down with a rapid combo. Then he launches him with a three-hit air combo of Dimension Slashes, follows up with a Beowulf kick, and sends him airborne again with the energy blades of Mirage Edge. Finally, he pins him in place with summoned swords, charges forward with the Devil Sword, and runs Jiang Ming straight through Dante's chest.

"This is power!" Vergil declares.

All in all, it's a Devil May Cry fanfic about Vergil and a loli weapon girl transmigrating through different worlds, and eventually having the whole Dante family take turns stabbing each other. By the way, why did I even come up with such a weird idea?