"Good morning, residents of the abnormal multiverse! I'm the host of the TMD Children's Cartoon livestream! My nickname is Bu Ding's ˇ! Let's see what kind of stupid cartoons are on this morning!"
The booming voice rang throughout Henry's abnormal multiverse, where updates come once a year.
There are things here no normal person could imagine, as well as all kinds of abnormal shenanigans.
But that doesn't have much to do with our protagonist, a Chinese sand crab. It's just an ordinary Pang Xie.
"Uh... System, are you sure you want me to spread ???? in a place where there isn't even another creature of my species?" Pang Xie tapped his X. "Do crabs even have this thing sticking out?"
"Host, your mission is to increase the number of crabs to several hundred million. Isn't that easy? Besides, there's a shapeshifting pill here."
"I get it."
It swallowed the pill and turned into a human.
Then the shapeshifted crab reached down and started moving its hand around.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"I'll do whatever the hell I want!"
Our TMD Children's Cartoon livestream host ˇ turned to the screen and said, "That was damn explosive!"
(Mission complete)
