As a yokai of unknown race, I was picked up by the Thunder General, Yae no Miko became my guardian, Kujo Sara is my good brother, and Inazuma can now walk sideways!
But... They all seemed a little strange...
Yae no Miko: "Little Ling, come here and let me take a bite! I really will only have one bite! I swear on this light novel!"
Ayaka Kamisato: "If you weren't just looking at me, hehehe..."
Gan Yu: "Ahem, Senior Wu Ling is a divine beast of Liyue, and I am the true lineage of immortals!"
Tianli: Why is everyone so eager to have my baby? You all deserve to drink soup, you know that!
Sister Ying, save me...
Sister Ying! How did you become like them?
And Morax, are you also lusting after my body?
Don't come any closer!