I'm an honest guy! I eat my meals properly and go straight home! I just took a shortcut, when suddenly a man ran out of a huge iron gate beside me and nearly crashed into me. I turned around, ready to yell at him, then saw a woman leap straight off the roof of a six-story building. She landed in a haystack that had appeared out of nowhere right in front of the man, climbed out, and stabbed him to death.
Then that woman started chasing me! She said I had seen everything, so I had to die! I'm such an honest person! Why did something like this have to happen to me?
------------------Xu Wei's Memoirs
