Talulah, I'm Still Just a Kid

As a not-quite-qualified fox spirit, Meixue has forgotten how old he is, but he has many titles, such as "Integration Movement's Cutest Beast," "Rhodes Island's Hungriest Beast," "Talulah's Genji Prince," "Kal'tsit's Little Lover," "Amiya's Fiancé," "Sister 42's Personal Pillow," and "FrostNova's Emergency Rations." Even Meixue has his troubles, though. For example, how is he supposed to persuade his sister-in-law Chen Huijie not to tie up her brother-in-law and drag him home to get married? How can he stop Rosmontis from trying to lock him in a room? How can he convince Jingzhe to stop holding onto his tail all day? And, most importantly, how can he avoid being crushed to death by Skadi when she climbs into his bed in the middle of the night? This little fox can't handle that kind of pressure.

"A fox this small would cry for a long time if you punched him, wouldn't he?"

"Yeah, and then the whole of Terra would beat you half to death. You might even get rammed into the ground by a mobile city."

"But I wasn't the one who wanted to eat him."

"Oh, come on. You were planning to sell him!"

Watching Meixue in the distance as he was chased around and made to wear a ring, Warfarin and Closure hung on the Sword Bridge, gazing at him hungrily. And Talulah? Oh, she's in jail with Chen, sir.