After transmigrating and becoming an employee of the Jade Chamber, Keqing thinks I'm not working hard enough? I immediately hand her a smartphone design and change Teyvat's whole aesthetic, making the workaholic Queen Keqing take time off every day!
As smartphones spread, life in Teyvat entered a whole new dimension:
The Crux Fleet sails across the sea to deliver your packages, while Shenhe's Divine Damsel of Devastation is livestreamed across the internet.
The Three Archons open an online shop together. Who dares say we can't scrape together a single Mora now?
The Yae Publishing House novels go live across the internet, dominating the trending charts.
The shut-in Raiden Shogun shops online from home: the 100% Shut-In Cultivation Plan.
Jean's magnificent backside teaches online, so you can enjoy top-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere.
Osial has resurrected? The whole world turns out to watch him. Archons, times have changed!
As smartphone features become widespread, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, finds himself under scrutiny.
Ningguang, the Tianquan, kneels to massage my legs. Keqing puts on a cat-eared maid outfit to inspire my creativity. Yelan even starts protecting me around the clock, just so she can keep an eye on me.
The Raiden Shogun wants me to marry into her family, and the Fox can be her dowry maid? Jean's magnificent backside leads the Knights of Favonius to try to snatch me away from Liyue.
You said we were going to make the world a better place. Why are you all looking at me so strangely?
Ganyu: Sob, I was clearly here first. You people have no honor.
