"Savior! Prophet! Liu Qi brought civilization, strength, and science to humanity! We have inherited these greatest treasures from the Prophet, and we must spread the glory of humankind across the world!"
"No! Those aren't Liu Qi's greatest treasures!"
"How dare you!"
"No one understands the Prophet better than I do."
"Insolence!"
"Don't you want to hear what I have to say?"
"Speak! Then no one can accuse me of punishing you without a hearing!"
"The Prophet Liu Qi's greatest treasures are the outfits he designed: sheer black stockings, maid outfits, JK uniforms, bunny suits..."
"You're saying the Prophet Liu Qi invented those?"
"Of course! I swear that if I'm lying, I'll never see sheer black stockings again!"
"Brother, you're right. Those really are the Prophet's greatest treasures. I was simply ignorant. Tell me, what other treasures like these did the Prophet leave behind?"