Let's Go to the Western Heaven

"Holy Monk, a dragon's cry came from the Leaping Dragon River yesterday. Did you hear it?"

"Huh? I went to release a carp yesterday, so I missed it. But thank you all for bringing me river fish. Sadly, I can't eat meat, so you'd better take them back."

"What fish? Did that happen?"

"Were they not from you? Surely it couldn't have been that fish from yesterday coming back to repay me."

I am Jiang Liu, a monk. I had planned to get by on vegetarian meals and chanting Buddhist scriptures, but this world has demons.