Gu Yi stared at the peach pit he had tossed away, imagining the beautiful scenery of the Peach Garden. The next day, the patch of earth quietly swelled upward.
When Gu Yi went up the mountain to gather herbs, he found a strangely shaped boulder at the summit. The next day, a golden-haired monkey appeared outside his house.
When he finally made his way out of the hundred-thousand-mile mountain range, a group of martial arts grandmasters immediately came looking for him, begging him to give them a few pointers on cultivating immortality.
What immortality? Cultivate what? I have no idea! I don't understand it either. You all need to believe in science!
After saying this, Gu Yi rode off on a white deer, riding the wind.