A Demon King's Castle from the start, with a succubus dragon mother throwing herself at me... But why does my castle seem so creepy?
The stone gargoyle statue I bought to decorate the entrance has no wings, and looks like a giant peanut made of concrete. It's short-limbed and kind of cute, but why did it appear behind me when I blinked? And it even tried to smack my neck. The nerve!
Why do the mass-produced ghoul grunts have such colorful eyes? Are the numbers carved into them there to help us tell them apart when calling roll?
And that ogre lady I took in: did someone get something mixed up? Why does she keep claiming she's a Vampire Lady? And she has a little troll... uh, big sister, who looks rather shy but is always making a strange "popo" laugh, especially at bedtime. The two sisters just stare at me while I sleep. Isn't that a serious invasion of privacy?
The only one who seems even remotely normal is the little pink octopus who loves to sleep in the deepest part of the dungeon. It has three pairs of eyestalks, hooked tentacles, and a tiny pair of wings. The little thing just loves changing into all kinds of shapes to play hide-and-seek with me. Oh, and she has a very cute name: Cthilla.
It's just that all kinds of people calling themselves heroes keep breaking into this cozy home.
