May 29: To avoid my home planet's spy mission, I slacked off and went fishing. Came back empty-handed, but picked two medicinal herbs and planted them when I got home.
May 30: Qiqi dug up the medicinal herbs I'd planted. Next time, I need to tell her about the game Plants vs. Zombies.
May 31: Baizhu pulled out half my hair while I was asleep, probably to make an aphrodisiac. I'll remember this.
June 1: Oh, Song Hai, Song Hai, how can you spend every day thinking about farming? The fish in the water will get lonely if you keep this up. Time to go fishing.
June 2: Fished all night and came back empty-handed again. Forgot to charge my external lamp and accidentally fell asleep. When I woke up, I found Ganyu chewing on my hair.
June 3: Looking at the new sprouts in the field, I started worrying that one of them, or my hair, would be next to suffer. As I thought this, I didn't notice a petite figure appearing behind me, its huge claws slowly reaching for me. The look in its eyes showed that it was no longer satisfied with just my hair for an aphrodisiac.
