My Immortal Cultivation Life Simulator

I once was a Daoist who devoted himself to cultivation.

I once was a monk who kept out of worldly affairs.

I once was a fiend hunted by the whole world.

But those were all simulations... right?

Then why... are they actually coming after me?!

"Cut the nonsense! Write down those women's names and information, now!"

"Uh..."

"What are you hesitating for? Worried about me?"

"No, I just think... this piece of paper is too small to fit everything. Also, Your Majesty, could you put the knife down first?"