I've already written a 3.6-million-character novel that was named the best of 2021. I absolutely won't abandon this one, so read with confidence.
"Shinji-kun!"
"Yusuke-san, if you have something to say, just say it!"
"Well... We did deal with the supernatural phenomenon, but wasn't that a bit too much commotion?"
"Was it?"
"Taking an 80-meter-tall Unit-01 to beat up a 50-meter monster does seem pretty normal."
"Yuji-san, I don't really like the way you put that. When you're ganging up on a villain, you use whatever you've got, right? Anyway, you'd better get moving! I can already see the police lights flashing at the foot of the mountain. You'll be in trouble if Inspector Yakushiji catches you. Looks like Special Vehicle Section 2 is here too."
"The way you put that makes me feel like something bad is about to happen. Never mind. Let's go, let's go! Oh, here's this week's coupon! Remember to come by my shop!"
"Oh! A stack of McDonald's coupons? That'll be a big help!"
"So, are we meeting at the Yukihira Restaurant later?"
"Sure! I'll leave the cleanup to you. Fujiwara-san, where did you park the car? Without him, we won't be able to shake off those two policewomen."
"I'll head back on Teacher Eikichi's motorcycle!"
"Sneaking off like that is really unfair!"
