"What kind of Pokemon trainer do you think is a scumbag?"
"A Psyduck trainer."
"Why?"
"Because Cheng Jintong uses one. That duck is ridiculously strong, and even though it's a female, it plays the field. Just like its trainer, who's a womanizer and lives off other people."
"Nonsense! I've made it this far through my own hard work. Psyduck, run the simulation!"
"Psy?"
"Stop, you little menace! You can't pick that talent. Pick it and you're doomed!"
"Psyduck, watch closely. This is how you use the simulator!"
"Stop, you little menace! That's not how you use it! Why did you evolve into a woman, you little menace?"
Cheng Jintong looked at his Pokemon and wondered what bizarre things the simulator had raised.
The Peach Blossom Sword Saint Psyduck cleaves open the Gates of Heaven. At the call of "Sword, come!" it is invincible under heaven.
The villainous, chronically ill Eevee-chan from Versatile Mage accidentally stands above the heavens.
Honedge! Transform into a divine weapon! Frostmourne!
Also known as The Scumbag Grandmaster's Pokemon Simulator.
Note: This is a Pokemon world. I'm tired of seeing stories start in other regions, so I made up a new region for the starting location. Please stop asking me about it. Just so you know.
