Conquer the Horror Game in Six Steps

1. “Oh, you poor bugs. This is going to be a slaughter.”

2. “Before our terror, he’s nothing but a helpless child.”

3. “The despicable outsider found a sliver of hope for himself by equally despicable means.”

4. “Di Fengfeng has reached the top of the rankings.”

5. “Di Fengfeng has logged into the core of the horror game at lightning speed.”

6. “The great and mightiest player, Di Fengfeng, has today reached the pinnacle of his loyal horror game.”

7. “His Supreme Majesty, Di Fengfeng, has decided to make today a day of rest. This decision is incredibly wise. A balance of work and rest will give players more energy to brave the horror game, and also help us identify and make up for our own shortcomings, and... (ten thousand words omitted)”

(Horror game, comedic, and perhaps the author isn’t great at titles or blurbs.)